Jay's Blogthings

8.11.2006

The Wedding Date Predictor

Preview:
Men have a strange approach to marriage, there's all this talk of being 'dragged down the aisle', yet, it's usually the men who do the proposing. At Tickle, we are happy to announce that we have discovered a scientific formula to predict this magic moment. Please clear your mind of all suspicions and answer the following questions with complete honesty. In a few moments, you will feel a tremendous relief as your romantic destiny becomes crystal clear.

Verdict:

You're very picky about Miss Right!

Picky

You're the sort of person of who is born for marriage, but only with the perfect person. We can't see your heart latching on to any babe in a short skirt who sends you the eye (although we wouldn't be surprised if you experienced some type of physiological reaction!).

We know you have got what it takes to not only take the plunge, but to resist any urges to get out and towel yourself off the moment the water gets too cold. You have very few sexually motivated reasons for avoiding marriage. The intrigue of potential new partners will be cancelled out by the extra levels of intimacy of a life-long relationship, otherwise known as sex on tap.

We have calculated your responses according to our scientific formula and harmonised the results to the Venutian lunar calendar and we can predict that you'll be dropping to one knee as soon as the right lady shows her true credentials. It could be sooner than you think…